Sometimes your daughter tells you not to lick balls...

...to lick a lollipop instead. I am not even joking. That is what she has been telling me today, for two reasons.
   1) I am wearing this "Jesus" shirt from The Big Lebowski.
   2) She really thinks that is me on the shirt, and that I am licking a red ball.




She cannot understand why I would want to lick a red ball. Clearly, I should be licking a lollipop instead. She has even gone as far as telling me that if I keep licking red balls, I am going to go to the "chair"(where we send her instead of the "corner." So yeah, this is the kind of abuse I have to take from my four year old whenever I wear this shirt...